Akpod dead for life

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear? AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have Happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now? AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues.......make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues.