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Login Create Account Search form Search Home Jokes Pictures Videos Odd Stories Series You are here Home » Heavenly Exams Heavenly Exams Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/12/2016 - 20:20 When Akpos died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Akpos. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in." "Okay," said Akpos. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My mummy used to say, ''Life is like a final exam. It's hard." "Yes, Akpos, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are." 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?" 2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is God's first name? "Well, sir," said Akpos, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow." St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer." ''The next question," said Akpos, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve." "Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused. "Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…" St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one too." "And the last question," said Akpos, "What is God's first name? It's Andy." "Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?" "I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Akpos broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me,Andy tells me I am His own." Author: @njuwo ‹ Prev Random Next › Religious Jokes Facebook Twitter Google+ 58 9 Views: 2076 Add new comment Your name Comment * Math question * 2 + 0 = Solve this simple math problem and enter the result. E.g. for 1+3, enter 4. Joke Categories 18+ Jokes Family Jokes Funny Sayings General Jokes Kids Jokes Love Jokes Marriage Jokes Medical Jokes Relationship Jokes Religious Jokes School Jokes Yo' mama Series Broken My crazy boss Videos Falz - The Interview Falz - The Interview Top Jokes How Akpos was expelled from School Jealous husband Why I hate My Boyfriend Job Application It's Me! I'm Driving Petrol For Sale Gorripa What would you do if she cheats? When You Get Blocked In Real Life Top Jokes How Akpos was expelled from School Jealous husband Why I hate My Boyfriend Job Application It's Me! Latest Jokes Valentine Day Breakup Heavenly Exams High Blood Pressure Stronger Than Ever Long Life Information Facebook Twitter Cookies info About Akpos Jokes Find Jokes added by everyone and rated by you. Get refreshed by new jokes added, rated and selected by fun loving people. Akpos Jokes keeps you laughing all day long. Copyright © Akpos Jokes 2015. All rights reserved. Powered by StackArena